Purr juice

The result of cats who drool.

Aw man, I was petting my cat and now I'm covered in purr juice.

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Banana Juice

When someone asks you a ridiculous question or you're too lazy to answer, you say Banana Juice.

Guy 1 - "Hey what's the square root of 63958386745954?"
Guy 2 - "Banana Juice"

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giggle juice

a strong alcoholic drink that causes one to giggle out of drunkeness

shes so wasted after drinking that giggle juice.

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Cancer Juice

All soft drinks, especially Coke Zero.

Robin: Hey, JP, I'm goin' down to Safeway. You want somethin'?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?

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monk juice

beer brewed by monks

monk juice is the nectars of the goof life

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Guava Juice

The best fruit beverage, also a YouTuber.

Guava juice is an interesting YouTuber. He really reminds me of my friend Marcelo.

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hippy juice

Patchouli Oil. Usually combined with under tones of body odor from lack of washing/shaving of body hair. May also cover the smell of marijuana.

"Wow man, after hotboxing the van, I gotta put on my hippy juice."

Or

"Dude Mom, I only gotta shower once a month...I got my hippy juice."

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