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Nerdiest but coolest mfs you'll ever meet

"Nerd!"
"Yeah, I'm a band kid"

by BestBariInTheWest February 25, 2024


Band Kid

A person who, loves playing team fortress 2, this kid loves doing the russian dance ( especially at the school dance next to his girlfriend. these type of people are people that cry when they get hit in the back of the head with a pillow, or scream at there friends " I am going to peel you like a fruit " when he is angry.

dude that guy is such a Band Kid bro
yeah forreal he never takes showers in his entire life yo

by Donald Hankson February 14, 2023


Band kid

Ok, I didn’t know what this was until yesterday and this phrase has been a thing for months, but I’ll try to reiterate.

A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).

This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.

The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.

(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)

Band kid: “Dude check out this epic gamer moment

Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”

by Some Rando Kid on the Internet August 21, 2022


band kid

kids who are in a band class and act like a crackhead moast of and does stupid ting . thire a band kid not a kid in band .

ur mom is a band kid.

by the bestst band kid October 28, 2022


Band kid

Stupid dumbass smelly ass kids who don't shut the fuck up tapping their fingers trynna make music get the fuck out here they fucking smell and are all annoying

band kid: you want to hang out fella
person: nah fuck you stinky ass band kid

by Niggaballs44 January 14, 2024


A spaghetti of rubber bands

When 30 or more rubber bands are in one place

In my hand is a spaghetti of rubber bands

by TheTestSubjec0 February 10, 2023


Marching band

A fun activity (except for the month of August and Wednesday nights or whenever you have rehearsals after the school day) during high school where you will have a lot of fun memories. Except when the band director and/or the field commanders yell at you.

1. A large group of people that are all family.

2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!

3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.

4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.

5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen

6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.

7. This one time, at band camp....

8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.

9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.

10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!

11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.

12. The field commanders are horrified when they get on the podium for the first time. It's a little scary up there.

13. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!

Find dot 55 of the contest show

Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight

Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous

We have trumpets out to lunch

Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!

BAND TEN HUT!!! ...ONE!!!

by Anthony the Italian October 16, 2019