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A newly named movement comprised only of the Grabber in Chief who is causing so many Americans to feel nauseous and fearful.
MASA, or Make America Sick Again, must be permanently shut down as soon as we can impeach this sociopath.
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1.) A very happy time, characterized by extreme jubilation, often to the point of near retardation.
2.) Any time around 4-5 in the morning, as doughnuts require constant attention and hours of work to produce.
1.) BOB:"Hey Jerry, its Christmas"
JERRRY: "YAY! It's time to make the doughnuts!"
2.) "Whew, alright, a time around 4 or 5 in the morning. Time to make the doughnuts, brother."
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1) Pretending to be something you are not, in hopes of fitting in, joining a group, or getting a job. ie: depicting wealth by wearing expensive clothes, shoes, handbags or driving fancy cars. Pretentious.
2) Using high vocab words so you can appear smart, in attempt to trick people into thinking you are educated..
Friend: "How do you expect to fit in with your boyfriends rich educated friends when you have a 10th grade education and make $5 an hour at WalMart".
Girl: "I've been reading the Dictionary to increase my vocabulary, bought some new designer clothes, a Louie Vuitton bag. You know, fake it till you make it!"
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If everybody thought the same, then they would all bet on the same horse, then nobody would make any money. Hence, different views make horse racing possible.
Dan: "Everyone goes home from school for the weekend to be with their mothers, its lame."
Jenn: "That's what makes for horse racing!"
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Used by the gay community to tell closeted and questioning gay men to cross over the line into homosexuality.
Dan, you need to ditch the bitch and make the switch.
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(abbreviated as BMM) Music that gets you in the mood for sexy time. There is no defining characteristic of BMM, it is completely subjective and dependant on each person's musical preferences.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is so weird, he gets turned on whenever Britney Spears starts playing haha
Girl 2: Easy for you to say, my boyfriend gets mad hard whenever I play the soviet union national anthem. He says it is his preferred Baby Making Music.
Girl 1: I hate it here.
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