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Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to obtain a warranty repair or replacement to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to white trash exchange, white trash rebate, white trash refund, white trash regifting, etc.
Cletus, fearing that his high-dollar videocam would fail once the 5-year extended warranty period expired, obtained a full-value replacement with a well-crafted white trash warranty claim, after correctly surmising that 10 seconds in the microwave effectively simulated a covered lightning strike and/or electrical surge.
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wcwt all started when darcy knol and our original drummer sean white left another band for some reason. they kept jammin together until sean was about to move to nova scotia. just before this happened, darcy ran into an old friend by the name of bill. bill said "hey, i know a dude who plays guitar and is looking for people to jam with." so sean and darcy went with bill to this dudes house who turned out to be trevor gilby. sean and darcy played a few songs for trevor and he liked it. sean, darcy and trevor only had 2 jam sessions with this line up before sean moved to nova scotia. so it was only 2 again.... then nathan neergard one day was servin' smokes at the local fasgas when darcy strolled in. there was some heavy metal playin in the background and they started to talk about music. and thats when darcy invited nathan over to try out some vocals for wcwt. nathan brought his cousin andy akins who played drums. seeing as how we didn't have a drummer at the time, he filled in to get a feel for the music. well the drums were pretty good so we asked andy to join. after a while of pondering the idea of being in a band andy said he was down with wcwt. now we need a bassist.............. oh then we found one rob amatto responded to an ad that trev had out online or somethin, he learned the songs.
guy 1: woah man, your mohawk is destroyed and your bleeding from the face!
justin peck: ya man i just left a world class white trash show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(in Hebrew ืื ืืฉืื ืืืื ืืืื): a funny/silly Hebrew phrase meaning, don't do something ridiculous or retarded without having though it through, only to regret it later.
Since camels are a valuable source, even to this day, of transportation in The Middle East, I will conclude that the phrase don't put the camel in the trash in English, would have to be a rational and sound piece of advice, let alone a silly phrase I invented.
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You are gay and you are human trash all in one
Im gay trash , i like dick thats why im gay trash , everyday i eat pussy man im gay trash
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A female that wears copious amounts of make-up that is as thick as pancake batter. Often wears so much usually to cover a bad acne condition, or to erase the mutilating effects of a face lift gone bad. These women are often afraid of any aging appearance so they try to look 22 years old for the next 45 years. By the time they are 80 years old they look like "talking skulls" or a morticians nightmare.
Middle age guy: Wow! Did you see that middle age gal over there? She looks great for her age. Is she single again?
Teenager: Yeah that's my great grandmother. Shes had 8 face lifts. Shes 84 years old with a "white trash face" from her recent surgery.
Middle age guy: I could take her to the Lawrence Welk Show reunion concert this weekend.
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The phenomena on Urban Dictionary of submitting a name, then writing a definition for a singular person painting them in a negative light.
If male, the definition will either claim the subject is homosexual, possesses a small penis, or is a "douchebag." If female, the definition will describe her as a "slut," a "bitch," or "fat."
A slightly intelligent Trash-Talker will try to disguise their entry with things like "he/she," or using the name in question as a title. This will (sadly) fool some editors.
Urban Dictionary Trash-Talking is widespread, with about 40% of entries reviewed being UDTT or UDA.
The converse is Urban Dictionary Arrogance.
PlutoRoman: (reading) Jaiden-
The greatest moron to ever live.
"Jaiden Guy Knoch is the greatest moron to ever live. "
PlutoRoman: (clicks "Don't Publish" button).
PlutoRoman: Really? More Urban Dictionary Trash-Talking?
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