put you a knife

To stab or cut you. Most often used as a threat by a diminutive Latino with neck tattoos and a heavy Spanish accent.

Don't mess with my homies or I'll put you a knife esé.

Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"

Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!

Put your foot in it

SUCKING TOES

PUT YOUR FOOT IN IT BABY GIRL

Just put it on a plate and call it dinner

Just do it; go ahead and finish up; hurry up already; nothing's perfect

"You have been working on that paper all night~just put it on a plate and call it dinner!"

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

she put the fork down

Meaning she starved herself.

Girl : “I wonder how she got her body so beautiful and slim.”
Man : “Haha, I know why!”
Girl : “Why?”
Man : “She put the fork down!”

put it on buzz

To zone out, become zombie-like, e.g. when watching TV or a movie. Turning off your brain.

I have enough of this homework b.s. I'm ready to grab a cold one and put it on buzz.