Slang term for the eating of ass
See God’s Salad Dressing for full combo
What’s for dinner stepmom?
God’s Salad sweetie
What a man or woman says when trying to pick up someone.
Hey girl, don't forget the ranch when you shake your salad!
1.) adjective
Describes someone that is being rude or mean. Usually used in a joking manner.
2.)noun
A salad that is made with whatever you have in the fridge at the time.
1.) Kaity, quit being such a hobo salad.
2.) I'm going to make a hobo salad with these eggs and lettuce.
The kind of salad you make at a restaurant or supermarket that has more than just regular salad toppings.
I am not too hungry for burgers today, I will stop at the supermarket and get a DIY Salad.
Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.
Example 2:
That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.
Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
The thing that happens a lot in modern (and also older) movie posters where every single fucking character in the movie is photoshopped into the poster and there' s just a bunch of different heads cluttering the poster and it looks fuckin awful
Infinity War was a pretty solid movie but the poster unfortunately suffers a chronic case of Head Salad.