An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.
Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest
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A unique type of measuring system used to determine the length of a penis. Each mans penis is equivalent to a certain amount of Denny sausages. The curve of a penis is also taken into factor which is what makes the Denny technique much more accurate than the commonly known ruler measuring system.
I had to break up with him after all he only measured up to 2 Dennie's sausages!
When someone gives a reach around while the man is cooking breakfast.
Pedro gave Carl a Spanish Sausage and they didn't eat until brunch.
when a sausage that has been grilled has marks on it or when its been thrown at a wall and leaves an imprint on the wall
‘dude, theres a fucking sausage mark on my wall’
when a mark is made on a wall or another surface from a wet sausage from in a jar of water (frankfurter) or marks on a sausage from a grill.
Person 1: Hey look, theres a sausage mark on that wall!!
Person 2: What type?? An imprint from a wet sausage or cooking marks??
Larry: I would totally love to cram my johnson inside that lady's Sausage Wallet
Willy: I bet you would but too bad you have a turkey dick
Otherwise known as pussy, vagina,cunt,box,snatch,mick,muff,love tunnel or fury magnet. BEWArE: Has been know to mankind for millions of years to be the very source and rOOt of EVIL it’s self . I still dream of dieing with one in my mouth trying to drown me.✌️
You will be my Sausage Wallet tonight if you fight it you then become a victim please fight me lol