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Paul Higham Self-Defence

Paul Higham Self-Defence is a technique used by police forces to take down 3 people at once by using both arms and one leg, each hitting one person.

Dude did you watch crime watch?
Yeah, he used Paul Higham Self-Defence against three criminals! They had no chance against him.

by TheDaddyBadgerFace September 14, 2016


Self-fuck

Jack off

Bro, I was on my self-fuck streak all night long to ass pics.

by Russelthemotherfucker May 6, 2024


Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self"

Dumb and wrong.

Hym "Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self" is wrong. He thinks it's the articulated thoughts that constitutes 'The Self' and goes as far as to say it's 'An illusion.' The only problem with that is that the articulated thoughts AREN'T the SELF. This is evidenced by the phrase 'TO ARTICULATE YOURSELF.' What does it mean to 'ARTICULATE yourSELF,' Sam? It's implicit IN THE ACT OF ARTICULATION... That 'THE SELF' has yet to be articulated. The self is EXPRESSED through dialogue! And movement sometimes... And mouth noises... But just because the articulation occurs internally... It doesn't mean that THAT is the SELF part you idiot! He's a neurologist! He's like a PhD neurologist and people are listening to the shit like 'Oh yeah geez it's so smart!' EXCEPT IT'S WRONG! WRONG AND DUMB! And then he writes a fucking book based on a galse premise and goes on podcasts to sell idiots a stack of paper-thin sliced DOGSHIT and he doesn't even know how the self works!"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024


Self-Fluffing

When you constantly stroke your own ego by bragging & showing off in an unsolicited manner or overly patting yourself on the back.

I didn't ask dude showed me his paycheck stubs but he was busy self-fluffing and just had to show me how much he makes...

by ODGumby23 February 11, 2021


Self Serve Bro-Yo

When a guy self sucks his own penis and finishes inside of his mouth.

He got horny and decided to suck his own penis and mistakenly ejaculated in his own mouth giving him self a self serve Bro-yo.

by Oooo weeee April 3, 2018


Self succy

Every man on earth relies on bae for her amazing succs but when bae leaves u for another succ u need to succ urself

Man, to im so lonely, but wait... There's self succys!!

by Hortonhearskeem March 1, 2017


Self-defensive Eye roll

A self-defensive eye roll: a justified rolling of the eye, after another person has rolled their eyes at you.

1: don’t roll your eyes at me
2: you did it first it’s a self-defensive eye roll
3: okay fine that’s true

by lilDICKtionary March 27, 2020