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After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.
Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag
pieces of green/yellow crustyness found in eyes when waking up in the morning, sometimes known as crusties, or sleep.
hey, you got a sleeping booger in your eye.
Lil bit of poo that seeps out of you whilst sleeping
Every morning I give myself a courtesy south-to-north wipe just in case of any *sleep seep*
when u screech in your sleep
Hannah was screaming in her sleep! She is a sleep screecher!!ðŸ¤
Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.
Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.
Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.
When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.
when someone messages you despite being asleep
Person 1: "I thought you were asleep"
Person 2: "I am, I'm sleep texting"