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Unlimited soup, salad, and poop lunch at the Olive Garden.
Marie ordered the garden fresh special at the Olive Garden, before seeing Hitch.
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This is similar to the walmart special only in this one you must be in a Super K-mart DURING A BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL and be under a clothing rack w/ such a light.
Holy balls.... i walked into That Super K-mart yesterday and i saw Justin, Molly, and Reynolds all doing The Blue Light Special!
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Used by a man often known as scarface to the Orlando, Florida area. After a few drinks the only thought process of working is..get laid. In this process you bring a female with any looks or size to the dance floor and proceed to dance in an obnoxious manner. Reaching your hand down you then try to insert fingers into her vagina for an interesting and spongy time, hoping to bring this female back to your car, or in many circumstances the bathroom.
John- Dude! last night chris rocked the C-slep special on some fat chick!
Ryan-Man! are you serious, what a pro! I'm trying it out tonight! Choad
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Originating from London’s trendy East End in 2019. When you wake with breakfast in bed, and the breakfast consists of really thick lines of cocaine you snort early in the morning.
“Do you want Szymon’s special breakfast?” -Sure, that’ll wake me up!-
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When after your finished having intercourse, you throw up in the condom then beat the chick with it until it explodes on her face
I had to throw up last night, so I gave that chick her first Disney land special.
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Patrick and Lorna are special buddies 4 ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~always 4 ever special buddies~
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To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
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