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talk to me dirty

While souding very strong when used in french, the autorative Β«talk to me dirtyΒ» is also offering you a shocking intervention to exit a stuck up situation. It might not be the most successfull way to adress that pretty lady sitting at the bar, but at least, you will have the opportunity the speak out clearly what your intentions are....

Boss: If you look at the last financial results, you can easily tell that the company is experiencing troubles...
one of the workers understanding he's about to get fired: humm, like that one boss, talk to me dirty!

by DiscoBoyDave October 2, 2007

12πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


shit talking shit

poop trash-talking other poop

"You are one stinky shit."
"You stink way more than I do."

"Your mama doesn't even stink this bad." "Your mama does."

(shit talking shit)

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


talk with my ginny

Slang for eating out a woman.

Are you able to talk with my Ginny tonight?

by Cabooseistheman October 20, 2006

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


goat talk

When you have a passion for goats and talk about them all the time.

Girl 1: "Damn boi, did you hear about that goat that jumped over 3 dogs?"
Boy 1: "Yeah I did. #goat talk"

by Clarcus June 24, 2018

3πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


real stick talk

Sex.

Yo i had my girl bussin all night i gave her that real stick talk.

by Bandit 0069 June 9, 2017

10πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


talk to the hand

very simple version of masturbation

69 or maybe 96
or 10 or 669

by og'elend heruamin March 3, 2004

2πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Magical Talking Tree

A dark humor joke which tells the story of a certain organism(Human, Insect, Reptile) going through a depression or sadness. On a journey, this organism meets a tree, which has the ability to speak and grant wishes, who asks the organism what is troubling them just seconds before the story twists and kills the organism in a fitting/non-fitting way.

There once was a lonely T-Rex walking through a magical forest. "How could my day be any worse?" says the T-Rex. He then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my friend?" The T-Rex looks up and is hit by an asteroid. The end.

There once was a sad, bald girl sitting on her hospital bed. "How could my life be any worse?" Says the girl. She then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my child?" The little girl looks at the tree and is beaten by her father. The end.

by Prepare Thy Anoos May 2, 2014

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž