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To mislead someone by taking them to the a rick roll video, instead of taking them to the one you were talking about (not related to the rick roll video).
Person 1: Here's a video that shows proof that ghosts are real!
Person 2: Thanks! *clicks on link* GOD STOP RICK ROLLING ME!
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This is what happens when a woman's bra is too tight for her chest, so all her extra backfat gets pushed above and below the band of her bra (similar to muffin top).
Her bra was so tight, she had a jelly roll.
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When someone allergic to shellfish goes into anaphylatic shock after getting a blowjob from someone else who had just eaten lobster.
I accidentally gave him a lobster roll after he took me out to a nice dinner. I didn't realize he was allergic to shellfish!
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When a manager at your company sends you a seemingly serious email, but it's actually just a picture of a Snickers bar... because Snickers bars are delicious.
Dear <so-and-so>,
Could you please look over these accounting figures...
<giant picture of snickers bar>
HAHA! You got Snicker Rolled!
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When ur sitting next to ur date in a quite movie scene and ur stomach starts to make loud noises for no reason
Yo I was just all up next to shorty when I got rolling stomach and ruined the whole vibe.
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1) To be a complete and utter prick and to regale near death stories in an attempt to gain poontang in a foreign country.
2) A phrase one utters when regaling a dangerous story and one is immediately saved without reason.
Also see flaccid on impact
1) Prick: I jumped off a cliff this high once - I would have broken every bone in my body, but it was OK because I rolled on impact.
Lady friend: Really? Take me now!
2) Person 1: What if this bus drove off this cliff into that huge fiery chasm below?
Person 2: Oh, it'll be alright - we'll just roll on impact.
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Gator roll: A term used to describe the action of grabbing a mans dick with your asscheeks and rolling breaking the mans penis.
I was in jail and dropped the soap, next thing i knew my celly was raping me so i gator rolled his ass.
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