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An inquiry to acquite and possess anothers fingers.
Greetings, Earthling. I am Nilbog of the Planet Sepa. My manual tactile receptors have melted upon entry into your planet's stratosphere. As reparations, can I have your digits?
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something that your wife asks you when you're tired at night. about to go to sleep and gotta reset them popeye legs.
"Hey honey, can you take the trash out and the clothes downstairs.
No booboo kitty i can't"
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A question, often asked by Wiggers, to the President Obama.
"Can I say the N word?"
"Can I have an N word pass?"
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tuna can--the size penis zacky poo poo wishes he had and zacky poo poo the name we gave him because we love him
Zacky poo poo tuna can keeps tryin to flash his tuna can but no one ever remembers there microscope :) love you zacky poo poo
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While on any messenger, someone tells you something that you would normally reply "You can say that again"
>Did you see the Champions League final yesterday?
>Yes, Barca was way much more better than PAOK!
>Sure was! You can copy-paste that again!!!
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Instead of saying "You can thank me later" after doing something nice for somebody, respond by saying, "You can bang me later." Hopefully you get BANGED!
"Hey, you dropped this pen."
"Oh."
"No worries."
"Really?"
"You can bang me later"
"Okay!"
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A song 'written' by Elton John and Tim Rice. Actually it's tune was copied from the national anthem of Mongolia, so Bilegiin Damdinsüren and Luvsanjambyn Mördorj should be mentioned in The Lion King end credits instead of Elton John.
And why the Mongolians stood up when Can you feel the love tonight was playing?
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