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Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.
The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath
a fetish of cheese being on feet
Conner: Yo daddy send me some foot cheese
Hiking is a side effect of vigorous hiking, where the tops of your feet ache.
See Ashley, I told you hiking foot was a real thing!
When your trousers make it appear as though you have an erection.
"You've got a bit of bat's foot going on there."
A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
A three-foot thug is a person who is shorter than the average height who dresses and/or acts tough , yet their height makes them look as scary as a box of kittens. Usually found in schools.
Hey, Dave, look at him.
Who?
The little guy.
The three-foot thug?
Yeah. Isn't he adorable?