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The act of leaving ass pennies around town for unsuspecting pedestrians to find.
I was walking by the Willis tower when I bent down to pick up something shiny. "Wow," I thought, "a lucky penny. My luck is surely changing!" I couldn't have been more wrong. As I drew the penny near my face for a closer look, I could tell that I was being punked. The smell of copper laced with rotting feces left no doubt. I'd just found a Chicago Surprise.
When the meat of a male touches the woman's pussy until he realises the meat of her is inside him
Luke put his 1 inch dick inside of his cousin Judith and then realises her cock is inside him. She has the meaty surprise
The act of yodeling inappropriately during an intimate or sexual act
"So the two of you have been seeing each other for a while, how did it go last Friday?"
"Yeah, the date went really well right up until the Swiss Surprise. We ended up laughing too much to continue."
When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt
I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...
When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your local Wal-Mart by shoving hot dogs down your pants.
"I was accused of shoplifting hot dogs at Wal-Mart today but it was really a Brando Surprise!
Two toddler siblings take a shared bath. While one contentedly entertains himself, the other stands up behind him and urinates on him.
I only turned my back for a second; when I turned around Manual had initiated a Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise on Isabella. She lucky that he only peed on her back.
When your moistened girl is riding your face and her periods starts just so that you experience a waterfall of red into your mouth.
Babe, you're really moist
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.