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its a tool used to make waffles, contrary to the other definitions.
I use waffle irons to make waffles, what else would I do with them?
Something you call somebody when they won’t stop fucking waffling on about dumb shit
“stop being such a waffle iron”
When you shit on someone’s stomach and push it down with a tennis racket
I’m going to give him a Mississippi hot waffle
If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense
Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!
A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.
I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.