The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.
A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.
When a girl has her period, the guy bites the tip of the tampon (while still inside the girl), then pulls it out, and slaps it under each of his eyes, thus leaving a red mark under each eye. The guy then proceeds to make Indian war cries.
Until recently, Justin had only earned his Red Wings.. But now he's a War Paint veteran!
It was something that happened, which had shook the lives of many a person. It was in 3069 bc, and it was when 2 of the fattest people who every existed clashed their arsecheeks together. It created a ripple so powerful it shattered windows more than 2000 miles from the 2.
Hey, remember The Joe Mama Wars? No, of course not.
A member of the female race who has problems with the actions of members of the male race and certain members of the female race but only makes these comments heard amongst a forbidden section known as the 'sisters section' and their cliques
The penny war sister just personally attacked me on the board because she was too scared to say anything to my face.
(noun)
1. an exclusive time period in which adolescents and children under the age of 18 perpetually live during, wherein the dystopian tribes 'PewDiePie' and 'T-Series,' fight a never-ending battle to obtain more animalistic followers than one another.
"The kids wouldn't stop rambling on about World War III during their free time."
An extremely engorged cock head.
Yeah? Who dis?
This is Nancy. I need to talk to my daughter real quick.
Sorry there ma she all up in my junk right now and her mouf is full of purple war helmet.
My new cock ring is super tight and really gives me quite the purple war helmet.
I could feel his purple war helmet punching my cervix like a speedbag.