A pair of really nice breasts.
Damn, that chick's got some rude, RUDE ass titties!
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A sarcastic way to avoid a conversation that you don’t want to have
Person 1: Hey, what’d you get on the test?
Person 2: Your grandmother’s titties
Person 1: Damn..
When you get a free titty pic, soapy or not, because it's your birthday, which means you survived another year which definitely deserves a titty pic
It's my birthday today, that means I get a birthday titty pic
Oh dude for real, here's the titty pic, happy birthday
Sweet
You just have to Love the Age, We Live in. One Minute, your Lady has a Chest, that looks like Sunny Side Eggs, hanging on Nail.. A couple hours Later, she comes out of the Dr's Office, with the Most Perfect Set of Salt Water Titties, Money Can Buy and becomes a Perfect 10!!!!! (Insert Star Spangled Banner Here)...:-)
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The perfect combination of swear words. Not to bad. But bad enough. Flows off the tongue.
Can be used to exclaim any type of strong emotion.
"Shit Ass Titties it's freezing outside!"
"Shit Ass Titties, I'm so excited about our trip tomorrow!"
"Shit Ass Titties he's about to kick that rednecks ass"
"Shit Ass Titties I locked my keys in the car"
or just
"SHIT ASS TITTIES!"
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When someone grabs a nipple and twists the shit out of it.
You think a purple nurple is bad, you ought to get a Texas Titty Twister.
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