i don't feel so good

Term used when you are about to turn into ash with a mid aged billionare near by.

"Mr.Stark... I don't feel so good..." *turns into ash *

bitches like me don't FRONT

don't pretend to be someone you're not. Don't lie about how much you can do to impress someone.

Common home boy bitches like me don't front

Don't twist my flippity flaps

When dick bags try to manipulate your words to make them come off differently.

Phandrew: "I can't hangout with the boys tomorrow, I'm going on a date with Jessica"
Philip: "You're saying you are going on a date because you don't want to hangout with us??"
Phandrew: "Don't twist my flippity flaps Philip!"

Don't get your panties in a knot

Don't do anything that will make you suffer.

If you do something foolish and don't get your panties in a knot.

don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.

Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*

don't do it do your work

do your work

yo don't do it do your work

i don't consent to being sentenced.

a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.

*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.

judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-

defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.

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