A lame acquaintance that does things that grind your gears and one that you have nothing in common with.
Allen: "Did you see how Bob was picking up on that chick? He used a horrible pick up line."
Camron: "Yeah dude, she was hott, but hes such a Turd Burglar."
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one who burgles turds, usually hired by the irish mafia
that crazy turd burglar!
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Verb~ Prairie dogging it, while having sex.
Adjective~ Turd Sherker~ One who is known for nearly shitting him or her self every time they have sex.
Hitu gained a reputation for sherking the turd around the water cooler. Management quickly let him go.
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Where you have a shit and the turds are bloody
Crap man, my shit was filled with apple turds.
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also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture
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When you take a shit so nasty that particles inside the crap go nuclear, release heat and makes your butt cheeks feel warm.
"Hey why are smiling so much, is it that much fun in the bathroom?"..."You don't understand man, I just took nuclear turd"..."ohhhhh"
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