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A war for control of France between the French Nobility and the English between 1336 and concluding with the English loss of Calais in 1556. Two main nutcrackers were performed here. Namely, the english had secured the favour of the peasantry in southern France, and had over-run that area. France also allied with Scotland to attack England rather unseccessfully in the north. This second nutcracker lasted until the two countries merged under James IV of Scotlands ascension to the throne of England and Wales in 1705.
The French armies were four times that of Englands, but England ditched the fuedal warfare system and instead created the more modern tactis to crush France for the best part of the war. When Joan of Arc united the kings of the individual regions to attack using these new methods, England began to be driven back. Under the rule of Mary, the English were pushed back into the channel islands in 1556, resulting in a long and predicted defeat, and the loss of both Englands' medievel empire, and staus as the most powerful nation in the world, until the United Kingdoms' collosal rise less than two hundred years later, which this tiem lasted until the twentieth century. In this period, France was prosperous, although defeated by Britain a number of times.
Modern warfare owes more to the 220 year long slugfest than any other conflict pre-20th century. The only more important conflicts saw the two sides unite with Russia and smaller nations (and later the USA) to take on German-Austro-Hungarian-Italian forces.
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The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.
A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.
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When a girl has her period, the guy bites the tip of the tampon (while still inside the girl), then pulls it out, and slaps it under each of his eyes, thus leaving a red mark under each eye. The guy then proceeds to make Indian war cries.
Until recently, Justin had only earned his Red Wings.. But now he's a War Paint veteran!
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An extremely engorged cock head.
Yeah? Who dis?
This is Nancy. I need to talk to my daughter real quick.
Sorry there ma she all up in my junk right now and her mouf is full of purple war helmet.
My new cock ring is super tight and really gives me quite the purple war helmet.
I could feel his purple war helmet punching my cervix like a speedbag.
It was something that happened, which had shook the lives of many a person. It was in 3069 bc, and it was when 2 of the fattest people who every existed clashed their arsecheeks together. It created a ripple so powerful it shattered windows more than 2000 miles from the 2.
Hey, remember The Joe Mama Wars? No, of course not.
In New York City, the summer of 2005 went down as one of the hottest on record causing the beginning of an era. Fires started breaking out all over Canarsie Brooklyn, Engine Co. 257 and Ladder Co. 170 went to as many fires if not more than they did in the 1980’s and 90’s combined.
I got on this job (FDNY) during the Mini War-Years.