Water Sausage

It is a water balloon that uses a condom instead of an actual balloon.

Y'all seen that mufucka smackin people with his water sausage?

Dog water

A retarted person thinking that they are cool and calling someone this. This sounds like a kindergarten argument to me.

Your trash kid! Your dOgwAteR!! Dog water kid! This is supposed to offend you! "Oh, shiver me timbers! I'm intimidated!" Shut the fuck up.

snake water

slang term for alcoholic beverage of King Cobra

Nigga 1: "yo nigga!!! pass me that snake water"
Nigga 2: "which one the 40 oz or the 32 oz?"
Nigga 1: "i dont giva a fuck nigga!!! its the same shit anyway.

Chum the water

Taking a dump in a lake or river.

I'm gonna chum the water.

water buffalo

a way of female masturbation where a woman straddles running water to achieve orgasm

I use the jacuzzi to do water buffalo

water polo

played underwater upon horseback, often stallion, with an oversized croquet stick and a rubber football. Referees must be below 4 foot tall and coaches must be above 7 foot. Often attracts unwanted spectators and fans that shout ridiculous things like "Easy Meat" and "Hit him in the face with a woggle" Toggs must be worn at all time. If they "fall" off players must make a ring around the naked player to hide their meat and two veg. Common injuries include perferated eardrum and eyeball sucked out due to hit in the face whilst wearing goggles. Up to 10000 people and horses die each year and float to the surface, to be removed from the pool by fishing nets.

1)My horse has died, please can i have a sub ref?
2)Easy Meat!
3)Ahhh! my eyeball has been sucked out!
4)Oh dear my toggs have been torn off in a frenzied tackle, gather round lads!

Fire Water

What come out of your ass after eating too much spicy food.

After eating that habanero pepper, Dawneen was shitting fire water.