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Clottage cheese

When a woman has discharge from a yeast infection at the same time as she is menstruating... resulting in blood tinged discharge similar to the consistency of cottage cheese

Charlie was offended by the scent of my clottage cheese. So I went to the gynecologist and got medicine for my yeast infection.

by Super bowl Sarah February 6, 2017


Cherry Cheese

A Very cheesy pussy.

Clean out yo nasty cherry cheese, bitch.

by Mega Hemroids November 5, 2020


Cheese Wife

Kraft Punk's wife.

Will you be my cheese wife?
(rejection...)

by Frog girls are hot :) June 18, 2019


Melting The Cheese

When you cum in a toaster, then proceed to turn in on, causing the toaster to short-circuit and explode.

Anon: Did you see Anon melting the cheese yesterday?

by BonesTheWendigo August 30, 2019


Sac and Cheese

The action of marinating one's scrotum in a bowl of macaroni and cheese, preferably Kraft, and subsequently having a partner (preferably lactose intolerant) give a blowjob.

Alex: My girl Amanda and I felt like mixing it up a little last night, so we decided to go for a great sac and cheese.
Amanda: Alex, I was there.

by zetapinu June 23, 2014


Tea Cheese

That horrible coagulated milk crap you get when your milk has gone off, or when it reacts weird with the lemon tea you just made...

Don't add milk to that, you'll get tea cheese

by HorusHeretic October 18, 2014


Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.

This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.

by Chicken nuggets with butts November 3, 2019