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Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.

“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome

by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022


Hottest Anime Woman

Reigen Arataka

Reigen Arataka is the hottest anime woman, according to the polls posted by @genicecream on twitter.

by nNoav December 8, 2022


Woman-Look

The quick glance, when looking for an item, a female significant other makes when her husband has asked her to look for something that she deems unimportant or just, would rather, not have it found.

"She totally did a woman-look when I asked her to pick up my game. It was right where i said it would be!"

by Silkenthread August 24, 2018


Woman-handling

Another word for hand job.

She was woman-handling that rich guy for such a small price.

by happysullivanheck July 2, 2021


woman in the middle

Female seeing 2, or more men. Plays the men against each other all for the vanity of the woman.

She couldn't get what she wanted from him, man #1, so she played the woman in the middle and went and saw her other partner, man #2, for her needs, that man#1 couldn't or didn't give her. And in the process, eluded her disappointment to man #1 in hopes of raising her importance

by March 30, 2021


Hole of a woman

A woman you date that can't converse with you unless she thinks it for the approval of another person, but sex with her is strange and interesting because her Virgina is tigghter than other women but she's slept with 392 men unprotected. That's not including repeat offenders

I can't believe I almost got shot at Sturgis because someone wanted this hole of a woman. The bitch likes arts and craft counts money and eats glue.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021


woman wallet

A tri-fold wallet that you can put your roll of quarters and cash into.

AKA: Crusty Coin Purse

Him: What should I do with my roll of quarters?

Her: You can use my woman wallet!

by Blissmydog April 17, 2018