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The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.

Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.

by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019


moose years

When you turn 33

Oh, you’re turning 33? Happy moose years!

by Greyk March 23, 2024


Light Year

A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.

Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.

Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.

Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers

by Basedaf111 August 8, 2022


Light year

Used to measure ur mother

Person A: What is a lightyear

Person: B: Light year is the only way to measure the size of ur mother

by dickchungus June 7, 2021


PAGILLION YEARS OLD M8

A number with 17 zeros

My Cat is PAGILLION YEARS OLD M8

by Pagillion November 13, 2020


Year 5

Annoying little shit that thinks they are all grown up because they are in middle school. They think they are the best creations ever and that they understand everything and know everything. They are so annoying and if you are in year 5 reading this, then get off urban dictionary because it is not really appropriate.

My friend: did you see that annoying little year 5?
Me: Omg yeah, they were ab as tall as my knee. Ugh they are soo annoying.

by violetisfruity June 16, 2021