A mans musky, smelly, salty cum
Bro your dick formula is so fire
That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good
The American education system is a Grade A dick sneeze
An insult to call a single man who never gets laid, and is always picking his nose.
"Hey Adam, get over here you Booger Dick!"
"Dude, Carl is such a Booger Dick."
"Man I stuck my dick in the sewer last night" (Sticking the dick in the sewer)
Dick-Bib
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.
"Oh good lord above, someone get me my dick-bib, these phillyhoma philly queso chilli fries are causing my dick tears of joy"
D.D.M is when a person wakes up an sucks a dick then proceeds to kiss their partner in the mouth.
My woman gave head ar aoon at we woke up ,but the show gave me a dinner dick mint ,now both got nasty mouths.