I only do this because of the mug ad
*Mike falls like a cartoon because he looks down*
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.
When some one is saying to you that they are going to take a power napp but they sleep rest off the day
Boy: im gonna take a power napp so I can call you later okey
Girl: power napp my ass your gonna sleep the rest off the day
A sore loser on a big scale
I only beat you at COD. That doesn't mean you have to be a Bronto Sore Ass about it!
A Sarasota Ass is an ass (whether it be a person or thing) that comes from a pissed off liberal red neck located in good ol’ southern Florida many originating from Jacksonville
Basically what you call someone who is from white trash conservative Florida
Damn she/he must have an a Sarasota ass
When your friend slaps your ass so hard that the whole neighborhood hears it
Jack was being annoying so Dylan gave him the old ass clapper 9000.
A Venmo someone sent (either requesting or sending money) with the purpose of insulting you
Venmo request: “Here’s money for my share of dinner last week- you clearly need it more than me”
“Wow that was a bitch ass Venmo”
Salad Ass is an individual whom, for whatever reason is an effeminate male or a feminist hag. The term derived from "Nancy Boys" and manly overweight chicks during the summer of 1970 whereas they enjoyed "salad" over normal human food. These individuals were whiny, over sensitive salad asses who would protest anything at any given time. Precursors to today's leftist.
Hey will you shut the fuck up about that goddamn whole in the ozone layer? You're such a fucking "salad ass!"