When your dick is so hard, you see the veins bulging out of the head.
Damn bro she so hot, I know man she’s giving me a serious case of dick Brain.
A comedian with an unfortunate name
“I wouldn’t want to be named Dick Van Dyke”
How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.
Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris
When a boys dick "usually fuck boys" is smaller than a muffin top
Omg Karen he has such a dick nub
Composing a blog entry out of popular blog topics to get a higher read count.
My visitor rate is dwindling. I am feeling like dick-posting today.
Similar to swamp ass. Used to describe sweaty front parts.
Yo baby, lemme shower first. I got some mad marsh dick goin' on.
It is a major fuck over, in fact it is so bad that it breaks the record. You have been screwed royally and tell your friends you got the dicking of a lifetime. Some who is found guilty for a crime they did not commit and spends 30 years in prison has received the dicking of a lifetime.
I purchased a co-op and the board gave me the dicking of a lifetime.
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