Cherry Slurpee

When a virgin performs oral sex on a man.

Joan maintained her virginity by giving him a cherry slurpee.

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alaskan slurpee

when a resident of alaska ejaculates into someone's mouth

damn courtney, you must get the best alaskan slurpees every night from your new boyfriend from juneau.

oh my god my eye!
eskimo surprise bitch!

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massachusetts slurpee

A special type of turd only found in Massachusetts that can be slurped on to enjoy a full rich flavor of pure shit. It is a common snack for any poopaholic.

Man, I love the taste of shit. Go get me a massachusetts slurpee please.

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turkish slurpee

were you suck the cum out of someones butthole

Man that turkish slurpee was good last night.

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ADULT SLURPEE

A tasty alcoholic mixed drink enjoyed by many thanks to your local 7-11 and Lisa. Reason for fouding ASC (Adult Slurpee Crew-a PKD Native).

Rush into your local 7-11 and enjoy the new Dragon Fruit slurpee with a touch (a few shots) of vodka, mix with cool colored straw-and enjoy your first of many ADULT SLURPEES.

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Slurpee King

The owner of the 7-Eleven in Kennewick, Washington. According to 7-Eleven, Inc., that store sells more Slurpees than any store in the world.

Let's head down to see the Slurpee King and get some brain freeze.

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Slurpee Mom

A woman who on a routine trip to the neighborhood 7-11 to get a bag of Funyuns and a delicious Blue Slurpee keels over in the pains of labor with only an Arabian fellow who strangely resembles Apu from The Simpsons to assist in the delivery of the bundle of joy.

"Hey Apu! I just slipped and hurt my back in aisle 3!"

"Oh, I'm sorry about that. I forgot to clean up after that Slurpee Mom from this afternoon."

"Awww gross! I have afterbirth all over my new pants!"

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