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March 22

National happy birthday day, this is a day where you tell everyone happy birthday even if it isn’t there birthday!!

“Hey what are you doing tomorrow?”
“It’s March 22, we have to wish everyone a happy birthday!!”

by Dliw1 October 26, 2019

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catch 22

A no-win dilemma or paradox, similar to damned if I do, damned if I don't.

A situation or predicament characterized by absurdity or senselessness.

by you think? March 19, 2005

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October 22

National girls can hit guys dicks and not get in trouble

on October 22nd any girl can hit a guy in the dick

by Armybarny October 13, 2019

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September 22

grab a titty day

person one- hey can i grab your titty?
person two-why
person one- it’s September 22
person two- oh ok sure!

by yourmomisthebomb.cum666 September 5, 2021

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March 22

Birthday of strong, resilient, big hearted women. The day of celebrating another year if strength and wisdom.

March 22 is the birthday of amazing souls. You would be fortunate if you married one of these rare, amazing women born on March 22.

by Vanadium November 20, 2019

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catch-22

Catch-22 is a famous anti-war novel written by Joseph Heller. In the book, a catch-22 refers to the law that allows soldiers to raid an Italian whorehouse. The very same law that gives them the right to make this intrusion also entitles them to conceal why they are raiding it in a first place, so the proprieter can never find out why it happened. This is compared to an earlier reference in the book, where a military policy requires that soldiers can only be discharged for insanity if they are both insane and ask for discharge. However, asking for discharge if you are insane is a sane act, so you cannot be insane. Therefore, getting a discharge for insanity is actually impossible.

A catch-22 is commonly misperceived to be a situation wherein both options are seen to have negative consequences. That situation is actually called a double-edged sword. A catch-22, as in the examples above, is a situation wherein the solution to a problem is impossible given the very nature of the problem.

My university has asked me to transfer because they expel anyone with a GPA under a 2.0, yet I cannot transfer because no other college will take an applicant with less than a 2.0! This policy is such a catch-22!

by LastGrammarian March 19, 2007

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february 22

february 22 is the day of the hot, sexy bitches. if you're born on this day, ur superior to anyone and everyone.

feb 22 born bitch "omg it's february 22!!"
rando unimportant person "oh shit yeah"
feb 22 born bitch "bow down to me as i am ur superior"

by your mum1 October 18, 2021