Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.
Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!
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Suppose you are in a Chinese restaurant.
"Which dish do you prefer?"
"fuck the duck's head until it's exploded."
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When your girl flips her legs over your head and you stuff your balls in her asshole and her grandma gives you a blowjob
I thought my girlfriend was asleep but my best friend was at her grandmas house giving her the Nut To Butt Gam Gam Master Exploder
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An acronym for spelling Diarrhea so youโll never forget how to ever again!
Person 1: Yo man! how do you spell diarrhea for this nursing exam?
Person: DIA-RUN-RUN-HURRY-EXPLODING-ASS. Youโll never forget ever again bro!
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When a woman orgasms and all holes prolapse.
I gave her the good olโ exploding taco
When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.
I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.
When you are thinking of so many โCHโ foods that you become overcome with pleasurable sensations.
I canโt take this anymore I think I might explode with joy after talking about cheros, chocolate, and cheese itโs