blueberry jammin

dusting the beef curtains on a blue waffle

fucking gross!!!!!!!!!! visit google.com type in blue waffle and hit i'm feelin lucky, imagine that picture + your face = blueberry jammin

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picking blueberries

When a gay man helps out another man who hasn't had sex in a long time and is all "backed up". A man helping another man clear out his balls when he hasn't had sex in a long time.

"My balls are about to explode, I need someone who is good at picking blueberries to give he a handy."

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Blueberry Pancakes

When you have blue balls and diahrrea, you bust a nut on the diahrrea to make Blueberry Pancakes.

Damn, I have raging diahrrea and some balls as blue as the sky. Time to make Blueberry Pancakes.

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blueberry yumyum

the greatest song on the face of the earth! ahah.
and apparently AMAZING berry tasting WEED.

Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire(its that fire)
Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high (lets get higher)
Got that blueberry yumyum And its dat fire(its that fire)

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blueberry danish

when you punch a girl in the eye then ejaculate over it.

I Felt like having fun tonight, so i punched my girlfriend in the eye, and cummed all over it, yeah!

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Blueberry Girl

A girl blessed with wisdom, joy, and strength of heart throughout her life, in her youth and beyond.

I pray that your daughter-to-be will be given the gifts of a blueberry girl.

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Blueberry Special

After you bang a woman then take your hairy beanbag across her face in a cross motion to evenly distribute all the love juices.

Nick made me angry so i gave him a sweaty blueberry Special all over his face.

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