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The one-song soundtrack to any epic dump.
Dude I've got to drop a deuce! Can you get The Final Countdown on for me?
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absolutely horrendous week where you and your friends hole up in the library to make up for the ridiculous amount of slackin' you've done over the course of the semester. However, there is some fun involved, such as getting pizza delivered to the library, spending lots of money on QT junk food, or taking pictures of your antics until someone tells you to shut up.
Girl 1 sets her Facebook status as 'Frick, i hate finals week. I have butt ton of homework, all nighter anyone?'
Girl 2's response: Yes please, library?
Guy 1's response: Word. Bring the food?
Guy 2's response: CRAPPP.. so much work. see you in a quick minute.
and so on...
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When you put pop rocks in the tip of the condom so when you finish its like the grand finale on the 4th of july on yo dick!
Girl: why do you have pop rocks with you condoms?
NiggaDude: thats just for the grand finale girl
Girl: grand finale?
NiggaDude: yeah girl when im done im gonna make your pussy feel like the forth of july.
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For Adolf Hitler: To kill every European Jew.
For George W. Bush: To kill everyone in the Middle East.
Please don't have a Final Solution. Please, just don't.
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the video game series that used to be for video game geeks but now is now unfortunately enjoyed by all, including the people that used to beat me up for liking these games
video game nerd: i <3 ff
jock: so do i, halo2 rocks too!
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"Hey Jim, my wife just left me"
"Sorry to hear that, have you tried the final solution?"
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The last fart (usually the stinkiest) before the turd is ready to exit the body.
Oh man, that was final warning. I gotta get to a toilet NOW!
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