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The act of giving oneself an Alaskan Whaler(whiping semen on one's upper lip dirty sanchez style), then proceeding to thrust one's face towards the recipient's vaginal region(muff diving)and plowing through the vaginal lips.
Before Roberta and I got to bumping uglies, I gave her a major Wisconsin Snowplow to show her I meant business.
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Largest and most diverse city in the midwestern United States. Chicago used to be geographically located in Northeastern Illinois, but is currently being willingly engulfed by the state of Wisconsin to the north. This came in the wake of the embarrassing Rod Blagojevich scandal, also rampant forclosures and record unemployment in the Chicagoland area-- which has spurred an influx of former Chicagoans spilling over the border into Wisconsin, in search of financial and psychological relief.
Chicago, Wisconsin has finally made the leap from just drinking Wisconsin beer to now exclusivley paying Wisconsin taxes.
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When a woman is not putting out, the man therefore has to masturbate. Once he achieves full gratification, he cums in a little dixie cup. He then places the seamen in the freezer for a few days. Three days later, the man offers the seaman for cheese. The cheese must be mixed in with other cheese to complete the frosty Wisconsin.
The stupid bitch did not give me any ass, so I had her a pizza with some Frosty Wisconsin.
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Having sex with a block of cheese until ejaculation, and then having another person eat said cheese.
"I knew Julia was crazy, but last night she let me give her a Wisconsin Hanky!"
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You are lactose intolerant and live in Wisconsin
I cant eat cheese because I got Wisconsin aids
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A person from the state of Wisconsin that decides to get behind a motor vehicle and practice the ways of Cheeseland:
-slow driving (often times in the left lane)
-changing lanes in front of a faster driver from Illinois or Minnesota just to piss them off
-drawing "HONK IF DA BEARS SUCK" on their car with crayon and expecting not to get the finger for it.
-complaining about all the out-of-staters that are coming to Wisconsin for the weekend when those "FIBs" are their main revenue source
Isn't 50 on the expressway acceptable? Why shouldn't I continue to drive in the left lane despite already getting flipped off 5 times? After all I am a Wisconsin driver!
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Wisconsin Rapids, literally the only town that is not on the Wisconsin map, if you’ve seen black panther, Wisconsin Rapids is the Wakanda of towns, minus the income of money, Wisconsin Rapids is also very poor, don’t expect a new store to last a year. Do not, I REPEAT DO NOT GO SEARCHING FOR THIS SHITTY TOWN.
Carl: Yo dude you wanna go to rapids with me?
Me: fuck no bro, I rather eat a bowl of shit from someone who has Crabs than to go to Wisconsin Rapids.
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