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Best comeback ever created.
Bob: "Hey Rick, what'd you do last night?"
Rick: "Your Mom."
or
Guy: "You're such a cunt."
Girl: "Your Mom's a cunt!!"
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To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian sporadically.
Bill: What are you doing?
John: Your mom.
Bill: No seriously?
John: Your mom.
Bill: It's not funny!
John: Your mom is not funny.
Bill: Stop it!
John: That's what your mom said.
Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!
(Tim walks in)
Tim: What happened?
Bill: Your mom.
Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!
PWND!
Bill: I love your momming
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She fucking gave you birth you cunt.
She is your mom because you came out of her vag*na
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A prostitute at a cheap price.
Steve: Yo lets go pick up a hooker
Phil: Why not your mom? She is only 15 cents per hour.
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what people say after almost every other word.
this example is recently being said like crazy where i come from.
" hey guys, wats up?"
" your moms up, *in the bedroom*"
or
" do u guys know how to do the homework?"
" your mom knows how to do the home work, * in the bedroom*"
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The universal response to everything.
Kale: What are we doing in Science?
Hayley: Your Mom!
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Common comeback used by people who know they have been beaten and are looking for a quick out on the conversation.
Man 1- Your gay and nobody likes you
Man 2- Yeah wel...YOUR MOM!
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