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Something you give high school
Do you know what I’m giving high school the benefit of the doubt
A community-sponsored meal that's intended to raise funds through free-will donations, but which in the end often merely "benefits" multitudes of freeloaders who just come for the free food, and then quietly leave again without dropping any money in the donations-cup.
If towns would not charge such outrageous sums in properly-taxes, there might likely be fewer "abusers" of benefit suppers, since there would be fewer cash-strapped folks who would sulkily feel that they were "owed" free meals due to their already having shelled out grossly-excessive amounts for their property-taxes.
A lazy good for nothing, chav who's idea of smart dress is baseball caps, trakky bottoms, thick gold chains. The average Benefit Barry has no intention of working, claiming they have a bad back or they get dizzy spells. Instead they sponge from the state and relieve us, the tax payer, of all that hard earned cash just so they can get a free car, free house and the latest lacoste footwear from aunties catalogue which of course will never get repaid. They can usually be found walking up and down the Parade in Donnington waiting for the post office to open. Once they've withdrawn the lot they will sprint next door to the off licence for the days alcoholic fix, next is the chippy for a slap up dinner then finally the bookies with whatever they have left. If they win, it's on to the pub!
I've been in this post office queing for nearly an hour now. I just need my car tax. It's full of Benefit Barry's who don't have the intelligence to open a bank account or are blacklisted from them all.
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Friends that meet for sex as often as possible. They know little about what the other does when they are not together. Dont ask, dont tell. Meetings can be prearranged or last minute booty calls. Neither is willing or able to become more than a causal sex partner for whatever reason. It's all about the sex.
Two people meet. The attraction lead them into bed. They mutually agree to continue to meet occassionally for sex and just be friends with benefits.
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Two people who break up over complications of a serious relationship and decide to continue their relationship a step down, but not far enough as to have physical bounderies.
Mike and Jane were passionate for each other. Due to circumstances, they couldn't bear to be boyfriend and girlfriend anymore. But they still loved each other, and missed each other enough to be friends with benefits. In this way, they could still enjoy the comforts of intimacy but without strings attached.
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When men only want sex and don't want to commit to the woman they're having it with.
She's good enough to fuck, but not good enough to be my girlfriend. Therefore, we are friends with benefits.
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the cause of sexually transmitted diseases
guy :: yeah i'm friends with benefits with Suzie, Kate, and Jen. now i have chlamydia and i don't kno from who or who i gave it to.
guy2:: trueee..
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