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To slap one with a hand that is covered in
semen
Dammit, who had the bright fucking idea of mop slapping me?
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1) An item someone uses regularly to clean up the ejaculatory fluid they expel after masturbation.
2) A person who cleans the "Nudey Booths" after a man has finished watching the show he paid for. AKA Jizz Mopper *made its way into pop culture from the 1994 cult classic 'Clerks'*
1) I had this bad-ass Nirvana T-shirt I got when I was in fourth grade, it doesnt fir anymore so I use it for a jizz mop.
2) Did you know that Jizz Moppers make 14 bucks an hour?
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A place where there is lots of slutty females willing to give head and suck you dry at any given time of the day or night
For example @ college, clubs, bars, or other places of social gatherings
" Yo bro, im so excited were going to CW Post this weekend i heard its Mop City! "
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The act of strapping 2 wet towels, t-shirts, or other soft items to the bottoms of your feet and walking/moving on a hard surface to clean.
Pedro couldn't find his mop to clean his floor, so he got 2 old t-shirts from his closet and put shampoo on them - He made a Ghettofabulous Mexican Mop.
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when a girl sits on someone's face with her vagina and wipes it all over that person's face from forehead to chin and ear to ear.
That guy has syphilis or gonorrhea on his nose because he let that smut give him the Switzerland Mop. So he went back and gave that slore the dolphin.
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This is a phrase which is used in order to show the act of putting someone down. It's like when someone says something extremely dumb, leaving himself completely open to insult, and then another person says something which brings shame and utter humiliation
to the person who just said the dumb thing. A third person is then introduced, being responsible to yell the insulting phrase in order to make the first person feel even more stupid.
person 1: Did you see that car? It was ugly!
person 2: Your face is ugly!
person 3: YOU JUST GOT MOPPED!
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A black male with a head full of dreadlocks or twists in his hair which give the appearance and odor of a used mop.
The suspect was described a black male with a "mop head", baggy pants, and wife beater....
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