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One who is celibate intentionally or unintentionally like the famous singer Morrissey who was famously celibate for much of his life.
Are you on the pull tonight? No I'm saving myself for Morrissey
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to act as your own pimp to earn money for material possessions
I'm pimpin' myself out to buy an ice grill.
She is pimpin' herself out to buy crack.
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Heavy screaming music that you cannot understand. Tends to be music that is uplifting or telling a story...but screaming it at you.
"Hey what are you doing right now?"
"Oh I'm just listening to some kill myself music, whats up?"
to laugh harder than when you piss yourself laughing
that was hilarious , i was shitting myself laughing
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To push a turd out and suck it back in repeatedly.
I was in the bathroom for an hour turd fucking myself
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A euphemism for masterbation.
This is a common grammatical mistake for the phrase, “reach out to me” in corporate culture.
I couldn’t find a date so I guess I’m gonna just reach out to myself tonight.
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