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The patient's notes say she's a Danger to Shipping (DTS)
to be a wedge made for lovin' (love wedge DT)
man, shes such a love wedge DT
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Acronym for "been there, done that, got the t-shirt."
Means you have already done the thing suggested, either to the point of mastery or disgust.
"Wow! That roller coaster looks pretty scary."
"bt, dt, gtts." /puffs out chest/
OR
"Hey, you should totally go out with Anders. He's pretty hot."
"No way. bt, dt, gtts. He's an old fart."
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A naturally occurring medical condition in which an animal is sleeping, the tip or part of their tongue then extends out of their mouth causing dryness on that part of the tongue, which normally requires retraction or licking upon waking up to remove the dry feeling. This can occur to any part of the mouth, but is generally in the direction of gravity. This is a common condition in dogs, cats, and some larger zoo animals. It may also occur to humans who are in a very deep sleep, or a deep sleep due to intoxication or other un-natural reasons.
The symptom is extremely relative to a human sticking their tongue on a frozen poll.
Man, look at Rover, he always has DTS (Dry Tongue Syndrome) after he falls asleep on the couch! Poor dog.....
The illness of supporting dOnald tRump no matter how deranged he becomes. The deranged tRump supporter often argues how amazing he is but can produce no actual facts or instances in which tRump actually did something good for America or the American people.
Man, that guy over there thinks tRump is awesome even though he has set American policies back decades, and has every other first world country laughing at us. He must have Deranged tRump Syndrome (DTS).
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E8-3 DT TEACHER
hey everyone today I'm gonna introduce and describe for you my dt teacher who spelled out the word beoble or bebole however lets start with the introduction part. Her name is Ather and her husband married her just because of her doubled ass she got chin ass and back ass as i said. She got no kids because her egg cell is confused by the doubled ass her egg cells doesn't know where to invent the child i've heared that she will make surgery for her doubled ass she want to remove her chin ass but no , i wont allow this shit i want her chin ass i love meditate her chin ass it's so attractive and she always tries her best to show us her back ass and her assline but she always fail and also she tries her best to talk english and speak the real english spellings but she can't instead people she says bebole beoble and inbut instead of input she's so disgusting she smells like unwashed baboon asshole her ass is flat which i can't meditate it :(( she wears thin clothes also to show us her assline and asshole just to get fucked off however she's unloved and all the teachers hate her but she never noticed that all the teacher are horny because of her chin ass . Her husband betrayed her because she got flat ass and married a women who has rounded thick ass she sends noodels for all the guys and she post some yummy delicous pictures in her facebook .. when i saw her pic i got horny
Thank you .
E8-3 DT TEACHER
"Monster cock" in search of "Size Queen" for "bareback blowjob" with "deep throating" and/or "tonsil painting"
Size Queen Girl: "I would do ANYTHING to get my lips around that MONSTER COCK!"
Second Girl: "Well go for it, honey! His shirt says" mc iso sq 4 bbbj w/ dt &/or tp"
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