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"I pulled down her panties and she had a smooth canoe."
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A way to criticize someone for failing to do something easy because it is obviously rough for them.
Reggie: Watch me tie my shoes! Oh no! I forgot the bunny ears part!
Art: Wow! You are as smooth as sandpaper, Reggie! Now let's get back to 11th grade math.
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Shaved testicles. Periphery's singer claims you can't regret this life-style transition.
"Once you go smooth sack, you never go back."
-Spencer Sotelo 2014.
"I went smooth sack, since I find it more comfortable when masturbating."
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desrcribes any person, place, or thing, with cool factor, hip-ness, and/or groove-ability
His trapper-keeper had both cool factor and smooth-osity
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To nonchalantly avoid an argument whether or not it is already occurring by making direct eye contact and leaving the room or area, with a calm stride.
Carol: So I was yelling at Ryan for talking to this girl and that rat bastard pulled a Smooth Criminal!
Shaniqua: Oh no he didn't!!
Carol: Yeah! He looked at me, then he walked right out.
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When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.
Hey Sgt Jones the CG didn't even see you looking at that dude on dude gay animal porn at work yesterday. You smooth criminal!!!!!!!
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an expression of joy or amazement
I won the lottery! SMOOTH BACON!
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