barilla pasta

A scared little closeted executive that has a narrow focus on reality.

At today's news conference, I referred to the barilla pasta terror of advertising.

pasta daddy

A sexy Daddy who is proficient and whipping up delicious pastas with fresh sauces.

Jonah is such a pasta daddy... He made me a delicious cream sauce for my noodles.

Pasta tubed

When you get so drunk you end up on a drive way throwing up whole pieces of pasta.

Elle was so pasta tubed last night!

pasta repairman

1. (n.) A man or woman trained with skills in repairing pasta, usu. with bandaliers of elbow macaroni, rotini, and rigatoni.

2. (n.) Slang. An apostrophe.

1. I cooked my rigatoni too long and now they're all splitting open.. better call the pasta repairman.

2. You abbreviate microphone like this: pasta repairman, P,H,O,N,E.

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kimchi pasta

A friendship between an Italian and a Korean

"Damn this shit is like Kimchi pasta"

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Peyton Pasta

When you shove noodles up your urethra, then use meatball anal beads.

Hey last night I went full Peyton pasta

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pasta salad

a term of endearment for people you like to fuck around with

Person 1: I’m sorry
Person 2: No apologies, pasta salad.

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