1/2 base

Masturbation

Girl 1: "So what have you done?"
Girl 2: "Done?"
Girl 1: "Like...bases."
Girl 2: "Oh! 1/2 base, first base and second base."

13 and a 1/2

A term or quote to usually associated with convicted felons or people who did bids upstate that symbolizes "12 jurors, one judge, and half a chance".

This cannon on the block just came home from up top and got a tattoo 13 and a 1/2 on the side of his neck.

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1, 2 Oatmeal

1, 2 Oatmeal is a song created by artist けんしん (Kenshin), and uploaded to Youtube on the 3rd of July, 2011. It has been popularised by youtuber and twitch streamer, SimpleFlips. Simpleflips heard the song when a stream viewer requested it to be played. It has since gathered over 240,000 views on Youtube and 6.7K likes. The song uses the backing track, Gourmet Race, from the game, Kirby Super Star. The song is about video game character “Kirby”, and his fight against the villian of the kirby games, King Dedede. It now has become a popular meme and is remixed frequently.

“Hey, did you hear the new song 1, 2 Oatmeal, Simpleflips?”
“I HAVE HEARD IT 50 DAMN TIMES KEVIN”

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1 + 1 ≠ 2

The mathematical equivalent of an answered prayer, such as being healed of an incurable disease or chronic sickness; seeing a business, financial, or relationship breakthrough; and helping others deliver from demonic oppression or sexual addiction in the name of Jesus Christ.

In the spiritual realm, mathematical equations in the natural world no longer hold true thanks to supernatural forces: 1 + 1 ≠ 2, 1 + 1 + 1 = 1, …, 2 + 5 = 5000, π = 3.

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£1 + £1 = $2

The parity equation few currency manipulators or speculators ever thought would happen in their lifetime—when the American dollar finally caught up with the British pound.

Punsters have been bees-zy since the British economy started heading south, by divining when the pound would achieve parity with the dollar, or by predicting when £1 + £1 = $2 would occur.

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1 and 1/2

Fucking thick asss dick

Girls love the 1 and 1/2 thickness of my cock

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1 + 1 = 2

It has taken years for scientists to do all the studies to thus prove that 1 + 1 is actually 2. After a long and hard (lol, long and hard) test involving one apple, than adding another. The tests were proven that 1 + 1 is in fact, 2.

White boy: Omg, this is so hard, could you help me with my math?

white boy 2: Errr, the answer to that question is. 1 + 1 = 2.

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