June 8th

The day short people yeet the tall kids and get revenge

Tall Kid: Hey Jef-

Short Kid: BACK AWAY ITS JUNE 8TH, I WILL YEET YOU

Tall Kid: ..RUN!

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henry the 8th

a man of wealth and taste. was married to more people than he could count. so he killed each one of them. killed more people than AIDS ever will. owner of a particularly cool beard, also created the song greensleeves and was a founding father of the UCHaI (union of checkers heroes and icons). would have been a big fan of kfc popcorn chicken

Henry - "oi, peasant, where's moi woif?"
Peasant - "i don't know sir..."
Henry - "HANG THIS FOOL!"
Aide - "sir he didn't commit a crime."
Henry "GET BENT!! YOU DIE TOO!!!"

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8th base

silly people :) there is no 8th base... unless you have a good imagination

Denis: "Dude, wat is the 8th base?"
Justin: "Dude...think about it..."
Denis: "I can't think of it."
Justin: "That's 'cause there is no 8th base dumbass!"

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February 8th

National kiss your friend or bestfriend day❤️

Hey it’s February 8th let’s kiss

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June 8th

June 8th national kiss your boyfriend or hug your boyfriend day.

Someone, what day is it Me it’s national hug your boyfriend day where you have to hug or kiss your boyfriend . June 8th is hug your bf day

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March 8th

March 8th is

Date your best friend day. It’s just for a day alright? Tell ur bf/gf or anyone to let u date ur bestie for day

Hey Bestie wanna go on a date?

uhm why? loll
March 8th is Date your best friend day!!
Ahh yess okayyy

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March 8th

Ask a someone out on March 8th if someone sends you this your gotta

March 8th means Yeah it’s means that and that’s and this and tis

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