February 9

Who ever is born on this day is a natural fucking beast also all boys born on this day have huge dicks and girls born on this day are fucking Thicc

When’s you birthday

Oh it’s February 9

Oh shit how long

1 foot

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July 9

Oh its you that a friend Thats born July 9 oh yeah you probably Wear a fancy hat and tell stupid jokes but that’s ok you are at least hot as hell

Oh she’s hot and wear a hat she need to be born July 9

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September 9

The most gorgeous beautiful human being to walk earth she’s a bad bitch and cares about others before herself she always smiles beautifully and is really goofy and funny if u meet someone born on this day don’t loose them

Random kid :Have u met a september 9th gurl
Me:nah why should I ?
Kid:there every thing u want fine asf and nice and I heard if u get really close with them they’re freaky

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December 9

It’s National kiss your girl day. You have to kiss your girlfriend, she can’t kiss you. You can do it anywhere at school, work, home, the park anywhere.

December 9

- Hey so today is national kiss your girl day
-Ohh so you going to kiss your girl?
- Sure am!

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9/11

An anniversary of a tragic event that is now used to sell anything: airline, magazines, sodas, etc.

Politicians are especially blatant in using this day to promote themselves and to sell policies that make no sense.

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January 9

Ask your crush on a date!

Today is the day to ask your crush out. Do it, take your shot

Person 1: Wanna you know date maybe? Crush: Sure!
January 9

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march 9

the hottest boys are born on this day and they are also the most loyal and caring people.

Girl: woah did he see that guy he’s hot and kind
Her friend: he must be born on March 9

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