Bag

Said slowly and clearly, "Bag" can replace any similar sounding word. You can also use your body language to make it mean anything.

Driving drunk was a very bag decision

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Bag

Referring to marijuana, since it is usually bought in a bag.

Hey you got any bag?
Nah man I'm dry.

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bags

Slang for trousers

Look, he's forgotten to fasten his bags.

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Bag

Your girlfriend/wife who is nothing more than an inanimate object. A girl with no feelings/no emotions/no purpose but to hold things. You put things in her.

"Hey Bag, how is dinner coming?"

"Hey bro, have you seen Baggie recently?" "No, did you check the liquor store?"

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Bagged

When someone pulls another persons pants down.

Camilla: Go pull jacks pants down.

Jack: aw man I just got bagged
Camilla: raaaaas man checkyaback

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on the bag

When you are standing around doing nothing. When you are standing around sleeping. AFK. Or when a friend is really high and not present mentally anymore.

Joe is on the bag again.

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In The Bag

when someone unknowingly uses the phrase
"in the bag" to claim that something is a given, when in fact they have doomed failure

Dan Rather: "It looks like Al Gore has Ohio locked up, and so the presidency is in the bag"

or

Announcer: "Nick Anderson hasn't missed a free throw in 200 straight attempts"

Nick Anderson bricks both free throws

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