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On December 19, everybody has to wear a great helm and attack anyone not wearing a helmet.
Guy: “Dude, it’s almost Crusader Day, get your helmet ready!”
Dude: “Thanks for reminding me about Crusader Day.”
Someone who goes to great lengths to make sure people stay away from each other.
Look at that person with a full shopping cart! They sure are a Covid Crusader!
1. When someone doxes an innocent person for no reason.
2. You have someone's life in your hands in a malicious manner.
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Friend 1: Hey have you heard what one guy did?
Friend 2: What did he do?
Friend 1: He pulled a Crusader Moment on Jellybean!
Friend 2: Ban him rn!
2. Hey guys I pulled a Crusader Moment on this person because I hate her and now her life is at my hands MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Liberal extremists from California spreading their socialistic agenda to the rest of the western United States.
The damn social crusaders are invading Colorado
Liberal extremists from California spreading their socialistic agenda to the rest of the western United States.
The damn social crusaders are invading Colorado
The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)
“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy”
The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded
Happylad: do you know the collective crusader?
Me: of course i know jesus