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Hamilton, MA

An almost entirely white, sheltered town, just north of Boston, where everyone has too high of a sense of self regard. The most exciting thing in the town is an old war tank that sits in the middle of the public park and past that there’s a neat Cumberland farms where you can get whole grain pizza by the slice. Most people either own a horse themselves or know someone who does. There is no diversity in the “pristine” school system so if you’re different, you’ll be outcasted till the day you graduate. The entire town is filled with drugs, the only thing to do is drive around rip bongs in cars, half the students are baked throughout the day and at any point you can find someone vaping in one of the school bathrooms. You’ll have to deal with uptight moms that think too highly of their children, dads that played lacrosse in college and probably work at an investment bank somewhere along the North Shore. Nobody enjoys living in Hamilton, unless you’re looking to isolate yourself from the rest of the world in a suburbia that will mold you’re child towards sociatle conformity.

“Hey wanna cruise through Hamilton, MA and see what’s happening tonight” - No one ever

by Bored of Mass November 20, 2018

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Lewis Hamilton

The Formula 1 Goat.

The driver that will retire with more wins , pole positions and championships than anyone on earth

synonym of greatness and perfection in any field

Pele is the lewis hamilton of football
Jonnhy is the lewis hamilton of all the analysts in this room

by Dave Piratay November 30, 2020

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Hamilton Ontario

The waterfall capital of the world!

Hamilton boasts approximately 100 all natural waterfalls (not created by man) around various parts of the city.

The most popular and known waterfalls include Albion Falls, Devil's Punchbowl and Webster's Falls

A recent poll conducted by the creator of the facebook group "Hamilton-Waterfall Capital Of The World!" concluded that %73 percent of Hamiltonians had no clue Hamilton was the water fall capital of the world

Josh: Hey Randy did you know that Hamilton Ontario is the water fall capital of the world??

Randy: uhh.. you're joking right?

Josh: seriously for REAL!.. google it for yourself

**Randy then googles "water fall capital of the world**

Randy: wow, now we have something else to talk about other than how sh*t the Ti-Cats are!

by hamiltonian July 16, 2008

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Alexander Hamilton

The sluttiest founding father.
Just... Overall the worst.
Was also totally gay for John Laurens

Damn... Alexander Hamilton was honestly such a slut.

by LegalOranges March 7, 2017

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Alexander Hamilton

A person no one would care about or ever hear of outside of history class if a musical hadn't been created about him.

History teacher: "Ok class, today we'll be learning about Alexander Hamilton."

Group of students: (start singing Hamilton)

History teacher: "What the hell, none of you would give a shit about Hamilton if there wasn't a damn musical about him. Please, get a life."

by nanithafuc May 27, 2017

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Hamilton the Musical

You're life is empty without it. A freaking amazing musical about Alexander Hamilton (Yes, the guy on the 10 dollar bill), and the founding of America. It includes His love life, him at war, and his insecurities.

It's freaking amazing. It's also really cool because they casted "color blind." And please, listen to the soundtrack. This fandom ruined my life. By Lin-Manuel Miranda

Have you listened to Hamilton the musical's soundtrack? Your'e life will never be the same. Seriously though, listen to it. Really, you won't regret it.

by Hamilton Trash March 16, 2016

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julie hamilton

Typically a clever disguise for a Succubus worn so as to not alert her prey to her sinister soul sucking agenda.

Damn bro I used to have a soul but that Julie Hamilton sucked it right out of me

by babydaddy187 October 20, 2013

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