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"so i take a sip, wait till it hits, that liquid guilt is on my lips, im wasted on you." -troye sivan (song: too good)
A massive explosion that takes place in your intestine and released through the colon and deposited in the crapper in the form of brown chunks of excrement and water following a bowel movement that resembles Campbell's Beefy Mushroom soup
I fired off a liquid rocket 🚀 in the company Men's Room at work, thus leaving the Men's like an abandon warehouse for days
when your boyfriend turns into a raging cunt after juice cleanse
Brendan never backs down from a challenge... so when he heard gal pal Lorraine brag about fasting for 7 days on lemon juice cayenne and water he decided to go for it. After 3 days, Brendan's boyfriend Juan noticed he transformed from loving partner to raging cunt. "OMG Brendan that terrible Bitch Liquid is making you totally intolerable and you need to stop."
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Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.
"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
(n.) Assets owned by a person or organisation that can quickly be redeemed for cash (This also includes cash and bank balance).
Debtors do not count as liquid assets because there is no garuantee that cash can be recieved from the.
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Any alcoholic beverage that turns a person mean, brave or excited.
Named for the instant burst of courage (and often stupidity) that comes from drinking it.
Before I stomp a mudhole in this dude's ass, I'm gonna need some liquid courage.
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when you take a shit but your feces are totally in liquid form.
I haven't shit a solid in weeks. I've only taken liquid dumps.
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