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n. A man with a penis that is significantly wider than it is longer IE a chode.
That guys penis is so short, its a martin!
Another word for a flatulence.
It originally came from the informal word 'fart' which rhymes with 'mart' which somehow evolved into 'Martin'. But often abbreviated to 'martz'. And if a person, usually a boy, farts alot, they are often called 'martz the fartz' or a 'martin'.
Person 1: "Oops! I just did a martin!"
Person 2: "Eww, you are martz the fartz!"
A Martin is usually a guy with many hidden (and often questionable) desires. Martin loves to collect keys and wishes he lived amongst a tribe of cannibals. Martin talks alot but nobody really listens. He lies about places he has been to and nobody is really sure if his girlfriend actually exists.
Person 1: Martin told me he took his girlfriend to Rome for the weekend.
Person 2: What a liar.
Martin has a little dick and hides in a bush and is trash in fortnite
Martin wants some action but then goes hide
A noob at CSGO. Shit at maths, loves weed. He is great lier and man with huge heart. His best friend is his shitty computer that cant run even minecraft perfectly..... Has no life. Loves pizza and BBC.
Look at him, he is complete Martin.