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An honorable white woman and the running mate of GOP Presidential candidate John McCain. She will help McCain take the votes of all those who wanted to see Hillary Clinton in the White House.
Sarah Palin has done great things for Alaska and is the right person for this job! FIRST!
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The inevitable GOP Presidential nominee in 2012 and the 45th President of the United States.
Sarah Palin will defeat Obama in 2012 and become the next two-term president.
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A mythical character, much like bigfoot. Originally made up by the democratic party in an attempt to make republicans look crazy. Soon afterward they realized they were doing a good enough job of that themselves, they tried to eliminate her but McCain had already chosen her as his vice presidential canidate. Played on the Fox sitcom Fox News by Tina Fey. Twitter account is run by Jimmy Helms, a 13 year old kid from Chicago.
Person 1: Dude! we went camping this weekend and i think we saw Sarah Palin!
Person 2: Dude, everyone knows she is just an urban legend.
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When something is really, really bad.
Tom: Dude, my girl caught me in bed with Lucy yesterday.
Dan: Aw, man, that's Sarah Palin bad.
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A moment in which one makes a silly mistake similar to that of Sarah Palin.
"Meg had a Sarah Palin moment yesterday. She thought that Africa was a country."
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When in a cold environment, like Alaska, sexual intercourse between a male and female in which the man inserts icicles and stupid pills up the lady's vagina, and then forces the woman to expound on Alaska's economy in a midwestern accent. All of this is done wearing a John McCain mask, as done so by the man.
Holy owl shit, for our honeymoon in Alaska, I took Gertrude outside to see Russia from our cottage and gave her one hell of a Sarah Palin Special when she got lovey-dovey.
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Glasses worn by a female which give men the urge to whip out their cocks and bust a magnum load on the bitches face. These glasses do NOT have to be prescription, because their sole purpose is to make the dumb hole running for vice president appear more intelligent, than the seaman receptacle that she really is.
I bought my girlfriend a pair of Sarah Palin Glasses so she didn't get another eye infection when I make yatzy on her face.
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